Archive for December, 2009

SHUT UP, NERD.

December 4, 2009

“Hey you guys — as long as we’re going to do a software update for iTunes every week, and change the interface as often as possible . . . well, do you think we could mention that Li’l Wayne’s Tha Carter III lacks focus?”

That guy who records a billion albums a day?

“Yeah.”

That guy who drank all that cough syrup?

“Yeah.”

That guy with “Fear God” tattooed on his eyelids and that symbol between his eyes? That guy? We should say that his album lacks focus?

“How about if we also compare him to Prince? That might help.”

Oh, okay.